Sunday, July 11, 2010

Johnny Rumble:
Shalom!

Good bye California.
Little has occured to cause tears to be shed in your absence.
Hello Oklahoma.
I have missed your gentle winds and delicious milk for too long.
Good bye California.
I'll be sure to write and call when the time is right.
Hello Oklahoma.
Johnny has come to reside with your borders again.
Good bye California.
May your earthquakes and volcanos be left behind.
Hello Oklahoma.
May I conquer your streets and your people one last time,

Johnny Rumble

Thursday, July 08, 2010

Johnny Rumble:
Houses

"Whadda think of this rug?"

"Lambskin right?  It's nice.  Reminds of the smaller rug in the play room.  Would have been nice to take both."

"You should have told me!  We could taken it!"

"We barely had room for anything more, what with all the crap we raided from your mother and grandmother.  Hell, we probably could have asked for the damn house and taken it too!"

"..."

"Don't tell me, your name is on the deed as well."

"Kindasortamaybeyes."

"So why did we just buy a house in Oklahoma?"

"College."

"Fuck that.",

Johnny Rumble